I am sitting at my computer listening to the cacophony that is Ellen and Robb mouth breathing accompanied by the steady winds that are churning a Nor’easter into action outside. These things make me happy. This past year was the year of changes with the biggest being Ellen moving to Oakland. Lucky for me, I’m pretty sure this storm is going to cancel their flight today and that means the Aerobed will stay inflated for another 24 hours and the popcorn will flow like wine. And the wine will also flow like wine.
Now, let’s get unsappy and move on to our 2013 holiday video which examines Erik’s destiny of becoming Macaulay Culkin.
Insider’s Tip: Every time Erik sprays the deodorant into his pits, please keep in mind that it’s actually his mom’s dry shampoo.